Monday, March the fifth and speeding towards the first day of school at an inhumane rate
Can’t believe school is going to start soon! My mind has been inactive for the large part of the extended holidays I have (because I decided to do a diploma instead of A levels), and has grown soft and “effeminate” as Machiavelli called the Medes (I guess that’s a posh word for too fat and lazy to get out of bed). Putting it to work next month is like forcing a socialite to plow the fields HAHAHAHA
Maybe it will do a Mulan and climb a pole in the middle of the night or something just as amazing and anomalous (is that even a word? My language has taken a nosedive ever since I stopped writing to save my skin).
Since I no longer need to study, at least until next month, I have been catching up on some local series. Chick vs Dick is like wtf unbelievably awesome can’t imagine why I wasn’t interested in it before. Kay Kay is so pretty fml ego bashing hahaha. Although it was weird that Paul turned into a sex god after NS. He looked like a pontianak before he enlisted, so that’s really saying something. Maybe I should go for NS and I’ll become a sex god too HAHAHA
Also started watching Xiaxue’s GTL, once I got over her accent I loved her show to bits! Like come on she’s mad gorgeous and funny and ridiculous how could anybody hate her gosh have a heart will you
Ok trying to cough up text posts on a relatively frequent basis.
So today, instead of going to church like the good girl I should be, I stayed home (read: overslept) and swatched and catalogued my nail polishes like the badass satanic witch superficial bimbo that everyone knows I really am.
Dejunked my beauty shelf too; got rid of some old polishes that were too goopy to use any longer, or had become discoloured or separated into its components (nail polish has to be really old to do that).
I also need to find time to wash my makeup brushes and get them some protective covers like those from brushguard, only nicer looking. Ugh I know, but I just haven’t used my angled blush brush in 10000 years. Been holding a job for which I prefer to go barefaced.
Anyway, I’m super sad that smoochiezz is closing down its spree section! #FML thank God they were kind enough to sell it to one of their ex-staff members. I purchased some items from the spree section while it was under smoochiezz, so I’m not too sure to whom I should email relevant enquiries and things like that.
Ok off to look at my nails and think superficial thoughts. I realised over the holidays that thinking complicated things and reading complex books (like October Country etc etc etc) makes me more intelligent that I am comfortable with, and it’s very depressing. Even Harry Potter makes me sad. So I just read simple and relatively straightforward books like Poison Study that don’t make me question the meaning and boundaries of the universe, or the internal workings of karma and cosmic retribution. Depressing maximum